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Dylan Moran

(1971) Television Actor Ireland

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Dylan Moran is a television actor from Ireland, best known for Untitled Dylan Moran.

Quick Facts About Dylan Moran

Born: November 3, 1971
Nationality: Ireland
Profession: Television Actor
Notable works: Untitled Dylan Moran

About Dylan Moran

Dylan William Moran is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and artist. He is best known for his observational comedy, the comedy series Black Books, and his work with Simon Pegg in films such as Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He was also one of two lead characters in the Irish black comedy film A Film with Me in It.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

Chortle Awards

Quotes by Dylan Moran · Page 4

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the…

Energy

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I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a…

Fascinated

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You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you…

Buttons

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I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.

Cynicism

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“Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get…

Awake at night

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“And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get,…

Broom

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You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at…

Aspect

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Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.

Sensible

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I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic,…

Built

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You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to…

Couple

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I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.

Blessed

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“I can’t get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.”

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Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the…

Bones

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If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written…

Comic

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I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Lines

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Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

Better now

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I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.

Imaging

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I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.

Bigs

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I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than…

Careers

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You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but…

Act

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You exaggerate your own reactions.

Comedy

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I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we…

Belief

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I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass apparatus of self-consciousness that's surrounding…

Able

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The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If…

About

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I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have…

Believe

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Dylan Moran by topic

Funny (61) Humor (60) People (45) Thinking (31) Knows (21) Comedy (21) Want (20) Time (17) Looks (17) Ifs (14) Writing (13) Feels (13) Way (11) Trying (11) Children (11)