Deceptive Quote by Dylan Moran

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

— Dylan Moran

Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the…

— Gary Shteyngart

I had a bartender friend once tell me about a $14.00 shot of vodka, this was years ago it's probably more now. I thought…

— Ian MacKaye

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course…

— Robin Day

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

— Rachel Maddow

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

— Betty White

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

— Garrison Keillor

I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you…

— Robin Williams

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.

— Mitch Hedberg

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking…

— Gary Shteyngart

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

— Richard Owen

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes