There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to… — Dennis Miller Consumers Copy Share Image
If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text… — Dennis Miller Fiji Copy Share Image
The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world… — Dennis Miller Disagree Copy Share Image
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. — Dennis Miller Gary Copy Share Image
Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and… — Dennis Miller Answers Copy Share Image
When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb. — Dennis Miller Cuneiform Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Condom Copy Share Image
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an… — Dennis Miller Airplane Copy Share Image
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have… — Dennis Miller Big deal Copy Share Image
It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone. — Dennis Miller Color Copy Share Image
Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group. — Dennis Miller Becoming Copy Share Image
Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image… — Dennis Miller Arms Copy Share Image
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond… — Dennis Miller Bad guy Copy Share Image
How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching. — Dennis Miller God Copy Share Image
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts. — Dennis Miller Nuts Copy Share Image
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey,… — Dennis Miller Hey Copy Share Image
Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you… — Dennis Miller Acquire Copy Share Image
Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the… — Dennis Miller Able Copy Share Image
The Patriots deflated balls are but an allegory for America's deflated balls in dealings with Putin, the Mullahs in Iran, and Islamic… — Dennis Miller Allegory Copy Share Image
I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son. — Dennis Miller Caring Copy Share Image
