All Chris Rock Quotes
- I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of… Beach
- I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Camera
- I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. Admit
- I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. Business
- I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. Careful
- Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. Boy
- Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Funny
- My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. Dollars
- My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. Funny
- No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' Artist
- Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Ambulance
- Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Fame
- Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. Inspirational
- When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Inspirational
- My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show… Arsenio
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Comedy
- Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have… Any
- When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers… Better
- I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right… Excuse
- You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Bullying
- A man is only as faithful as his options. Faith
- If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Damn
- You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Government
- Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Comedy
- Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Happy