All Chris Rock Quotes
- You got a gun, you don't have to work out. Gun
- Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes. Compliment
- Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies. Biggest
- I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos… Boos
- Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think… Alarm
- White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. Black
- My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. Behind
- We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy. Black
- Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There… Bill
- Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes… Act
- Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a… Been
- When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it… Comedy
- Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You… Almost Like
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in… Accusing
- Ja Rule is not Tupac Ja Rule
- Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall. Back Wall
- Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football,… African American
- Fellas' when you wake up in the morning you should look yourself in the mirror and say: Fellas
- A man is basically as faithful as his options. Faithful
- We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's… Allergic