All Chris Rock Quotes
- If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite. Abortion
- We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we… America
- Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. Along
- Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian.… Ain T
- Money is the best lotion in the world. Best
- Kids raised on a culture of ‘We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.’ Or just ignoring… Anybody
- The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps… Advantage
- So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s… Advantage
- If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets, Knew
- God bless America, and no place else. America
- See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to… All
- The U.S government hates rap music Government
- You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. Inspirational
- Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her. John
- Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. Actor
- Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. All
- America is the greatest country in the whole world. America
- I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. Funny
- Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Act
- Pretty girls have problems too. Girl
- Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when… Argue
- There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would… All
- Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you… All
- Hollywood's just not funny. Funny
- I live way below my means. Inspirational