All Chris Rock Quotes
- I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. Best
- Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Comedian
- The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Each
- A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. Club
- After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Broadcast
- By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Comedy
- Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. Activity
- Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Act
- George Bush hates midgets. Bush
- Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Dumb
- You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to… Any
- Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Blues
- I do what I can do when I can do it. Funny
- If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Ahead
- You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right.… All
- If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for… America
- You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense Cannot Win
- Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. Inspirational
- Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right. Feel
- Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. Anyone