"Fellas' when you wake up in the morning……" — Chris Rock
"Fellas' when you wake up in the morning you should look yourself in the mirror and say:"
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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More Fellas Quotes
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one of 69 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This…
— Bill Parcells
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The one great thing about football is that whatever happens it will manifest itself on the pitch. If it's right,…
— Johnny Giles
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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
— Artie Lange
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I want the young people to pay attention because, see, back when I first met Barack, we started dating, he…
— Michelle Obama
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The bands I like, they don't sell too many records and the girls I like, they don't kiss too many…
— Frank Turner
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I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you…
— John Dillinger
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My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on…
— Mitch Hedberg
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Hogslop is the real deal groovilicious honkin old-time string band. Guaranteed old-time awesomeness with these fellas around!
— Abigail Washburn
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I'm one of those fellas who's got lots of regrets, but I don't regret having regrets.
— Lou Dobbs
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My very best advice to fellas: work from the outside in.
— Lisa Ann Walter
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People say I'm hard, I'm Mr Angry. I'm this, I'm that. I just want to win matches. There's no point…
— Roy Keane
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The devil lives in a double-shot", Roman explains himself obscurely. "I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every…
— Nelson Algren
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