"Only married people understand you can be miserable……" — Chris Rock
"Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful.
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Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be…
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With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the…
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For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short…
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of…
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It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until…
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I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as…
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No one's really happy anyway, it's not human.
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The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except…
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Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage,…
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Sob, heavy world Sob as you spin, Mantled in mist Remote from the happy.
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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
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