"If a woman tells you she's twenty and……" — Chris Rock
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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