"My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000…" — Chris Rock
"My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million…
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I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that?
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up…
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I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19,…
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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around…
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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