Funny Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for California Governor]

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor…

— David Letterman

I'm running for governor to fulfill California's promise.

— Kevin Faulconer

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

— Kathryn Hahn

I want to spend 100 percent of my time focused on what I think I can make the biggest difference on as the governor…

— Meg Whitman

What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time,…

— Kesha Rogers

I think what Californians want is a governor who's going to focus on California.

— Kevin Faulconer

The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back.

— Khloe Kardashian

My number one priority as governor is to ensure the safety and well-being of the people of our state.

— John Bel Edwards

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

— Diana Vreeland

Right now my favorite thing is working to recall our absolute shitbag of a governor. He's been screwing up my state for more than…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I took action as governor to preserve the sanctity of life.

— Mitt Romney