Cruise Quote by Anthony Jeselnik Download Open image “Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.” — Anthony Jeselnik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cruise Holmes Katie Kids Money Toms
[ Tom Cruise] that kind of employee that's first to arrive, last to leave. — Patrick Heusinger Copy Share Image
I love Tom Cruise. When Penelope Cruz is through with him, I'm next. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Tom Cruise is one of the most wonderful, kind, and generous men that I've ever met. — Courtney B. Vance Copy Share Image
Tom Cruise is just a machine. He really raises the bar as far as being a stud goes. — Josh Holloway Copy Share Image
If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don't care if he prays to turtles, ... And I don't think anybody else should. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“I'm not rich as Bill Gates neither I'm famous as Tom Cruise, But trust me I am happier than all of them.” — Rishabh Surya Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was never the best-looking guy; I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy. — Craig Sheffer Copy Share Image
I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
The first jazz cruise that I was on was '91. I played with Maria Schneider and John Fedchock's band. Got to meet some amazing… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
Jennifer to Beth: Ech. I don't like Tom Cruise. Beth to Jennifer: Me neither. But I usually like Tom Cruise movies. Jennifer to Beth:… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
You know how many movies it took Tom Cruise before he was making 5, 6 million dollars? It probably took a billion dollars in box office. — Jason Patric Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You get to shoot things, and things blow up, and you're jumping off of buildings. It's insane! And hot girls. And you get to… — Josh Holloway Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
Tom [Cruise] is a great producer himself. He's got great sense of story. It's always great to have the perspective of the person who's… — Joseph Kosinski Copy Share Image
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