Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Your mom is like a vaccum she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Mom
Moms are like life. You have it given but at some point you have to leave her. — Mary Downlen Copy Share Image
“The air in my home is heavy with my mom's unhappiness. And her exhaustion. And her sheer dissatisfaction with her life. And I hate… — Laura Buzo Copy Share Image
What ever goes on what ever you and your moms say to each other never tell her you hate her because one day she… — Autumn Harding Copy Share Image
I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let her have her way… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If your mom tell you whats right , listen to her ! Because at the end , their always right . — ZomBeatz Copy Share Image
I fucking hate this... talking to my mom and now shes bitching me out and telling me how come I didnt Fucking flip her… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
