Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Halloween
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave jehovah you automatically embraces satan. U can't sit on the fence — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
Halloween is a day, people try to be something they wish they could be, but in actual fact they are not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition. — Fernando Flores Copy Share Image
You won't be surprised to know, therefore, that the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses are the same organisation at the top level where the… — David Icke Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I think cults are probably a little less scary. To me, it's scarier that 25 people would wear robes and jump up and down… — Annie E. Clark Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
