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Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

— Paul Dickson

When you live and work in different time zones, you spend a lot of time on airplanes.

— Carolina Herrera

One does not travel by plane. One is merely sent, like a parcel.

— Isak Dinesen

Sometimes you are in sync with the times, sometimes you are in advance, sometimes you are late.

— Bernardo Bertolucci

If you never miss a plane, you’re spending too much time at the airport.

— George Stigler

If you're traveling for five years or something like that, you're going somewhere. But five years are being used up, and you don't have…

— Andy Warhol

Time flies, but you are the pilot.

— Anonymous

If you take one of the first flights out in the morning, typically the airplane and the crew have arrived the night before. When…

— Chesley Sullenberger

There is time for departure even when theres no certain place to go.

— Tennessee Williams

A lot of people on holiday get very intolerant of things that go wrong, but getting wound up about the plane being late won't…

— Deborah Meaden

We can neither put back the clock nor slow down our forward speed, and as we are already flying pilotless, on instrument controls, it…

— Igor Stravinsky

Flying has torn apart the relationship of space and time: it uses our old clock but with new yardsticks.

— Charles Lindbergh