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Our parents didn't let us watch a lot of television growing up. We had Disney on Sunday nights, and at 8:30, they were like,…

— Courtney B. Vance

My daughter thinks that only her mum is on the television. Every time she sees the screen anywhere she's like mummy! Because we don't…

— Motsi Mabuse

My parents always complain that I forget to tell them that I'm on certain things. And they're right. I quite frequently forget to tell…

— John Cho

As I got older, I never considered that tons of people were watching me on television every week. I give a nod to my…

— Angela Cartwright

I have no television in my bedroom, so you get loads of sleep and know with all this effort your youth your bound to…

— Kyle MacDonald

Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they…

— John Jeremiah Sullivan

“Every parent loathes the bedtime routine. Actually, there are probably some parents who love the bedtime routine, but I've never met any and they…

— Amber Dusick

When I was growing up, my mom didn't let me watch a lot of TV. She said I couldn't watch 'Friends' or that era…

— Ross Butler

I don't usually have time for TV. When I get home at night, I just want to fall asleep.

— Geoffrey Zakarian

In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently.

— Anthony Bourdain

You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room

— Ritu Ghatourey

Recently, our cable went out. Without the TV, children are forced to draw and read; grown-ups are forced to talk to their wives. I…

— Edward Albert