Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doing Your Job Funny Work
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only way I will leave this job will be because of results. I'm too stubborn to quit because of criticism - too stubborn. — Sven-Goran Eriksson Copy Share Image
I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
“Most who avoid quitting their jobs entertain the thought that their course will improve with time or increases in income. This seems valid and… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
“Quitting a job doesn't jump-start a dream because dreams take planning, purpose, and progress to succeed. That stuff has to happen before you quit… — Jonathan Acuff Copy Share Image
It's amazing what you can accomplish if you simply refuse to quit. — Porter Stansberry Copy Share Image
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Ultimately, nobody can decide for you that it's the right moment to quit your job, just like nobody can decide for you that it's… — Caroline Ghosn Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image