Funny Quote by Anonymous

Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.

— Anonymous

Work work. I just need a drink in my hand

— Jade

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a…

— Jimmy Carr

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

— Linda Fiorentino

I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence

— Miguel Torres

I will literally have a whole pot of coffee to myself.

— Orianthi

Shake your business up and pour it. I don't have all day.

— Raymond Chandler

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

— W. C. Fields

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

— Jimmy Carr

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

— Jerry Seinfeld

My job is to give everyone a chance to catch their breath and step back from all this and get back to work.

— Bob Schieffer

I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

— Anthony Bourdain