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“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth…

— George R.R. Martin

“Why would you take so much bloody interest in where I put my cock? - Tyrion Lannister”

— George R.R. Martin

Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast it in…

— Anonymous

“So what will you do, m’lord, now that you’re the Hand of the King?” Shae asked him as he cupped that warm sweet flesh.…

— George R.R. Martin

“Shae helped Pod with the buckles and clasps. “If I die, weep for me,” Tyrion told the whore. “How will you know? You’ll be…

— George R.R. Martin

“Tyrion replied with a shrug that accentuated the twist of his shoulders. “Speaking for the grotesques,” he said, “I beg to differ. Death is…

— George R.R. Martin

“Tyrion was exceedingly courteous; he offered his sister the choice portions of every dish, and made certain he ate only what she did. Not…

— George R.R. Martin

“My lady,” Tyrion said. “You are lovely, make no mistake, but … I cannot do this. My father be damned. We will wait. The…

— George R.R. Martin

“Even if the boy does live, he will be a cripple.  Worse than a cripple.  A grotesque.  Give me a good clean death.'  Tyrion…

— George R.R. Martin

“Tyrion felt a pang of rage. “You fucking son of a pox-ridden ass,” he spat. “I hope you die of a bloody flux.”

— George R.R. Martin

“He rose up over her, intending to enter her when she suddenly sat up and shoved at his shoulders. He fell onto his back…

— Donna Grant

“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die, Cersei Lannister had told him in the godswood.”

— George R.R. Martin