Funny Quote by Anonymous

Dont need to play the lottery

— Lee Dewyze

Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.

— Brian Koslow

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

— Anonymous

You can win the lottery but you need to buy the ticket first. And in life, you can get lucky but you need to…

— Natalia Reyes

The National Lottery is brilliant because when I'm on my way people tweet me and say: 'Fingers crossed,' 'make my numbers come up!' Which…

— Kate Garraway

I can't wait till the day I can just show up at work and say the following:f*ck you,f*ck u,you cool,f*ck you,fuck you!I'm out!!!but until…

— Yazzy Fresh

I don't play the lottery, as I feel I have been really lucky in what I have been able to do in my life,…

— Timothy Spall

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing…

— Brian May

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

— Andy Gray

My wife asked me what numbers to play at the lottery. I told her 'the winning ones

— Hussein Nishah

Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits.

— Nikhil Saluja

Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never - they were both blanks. So…

— Eva Braun