Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm asking for your hand in marriage and signing a prenup.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage Wedding
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing whats in it. ~ — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already. — Linda Fiorentino Copy Share Image
[Marriage is] like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it. — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
I see prenuptial agreements as a positive - not only from a professional standpoint, but from a personal one as well. I think it… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a successful marriage, not for the sake of labelling or branding, but because I believe in the institution of marriage. — Sonam Kapoor Copy Share Image
I honestly can't think of many more truly romantic gestures than a really well-thought-through prenuptial agreement. — Naomi Alderman Copy Share Image
But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
I don't think you need a prenuptial agreement. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married. — Advice Therapy Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image