Funny Quote by Anonymous

Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

— Arthur Darvill

“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.”

— Jarod Kintz

What a day-to-day affair life is.

— Jules Laforgue

It isn't the experience of today that drives men mad. It is the remorse for something that happened yesterday, and the dread of what…

— Robert Jones Burdette

Being mad is a waste of time, dont go to bed angry or wake up with a grudge, what happened yesterday happened let it…

— Anonymous

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.

— Mark Hart

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

— Phyllis Diller

My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay…

— Nikhil Saluja

I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity.

— Anonymous

I've no time for an affair, and certainly no patience with being linked with one or the other man all the time.

— Shamita Shetty