Funny Quote by Anonymous

No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.

— Emily V. Gordon

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

— Sinead O'Connor

Planning my wedding and stuff, there's going to be reasons why people weren't there and nobody knows about why they're not going to be…

— Angelina Pivarnick

I don't think my perfect wedding day would involve a lot of people.

— Stassi Schroeder

Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married.

— Anonymous

Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn''t be seen dead at

— Bill Vaughan

It was never important for a wedding to be about anything other than me and my partner. A big celebration was never my cup…

— Mandy Moore

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.

— Anonymous

People wanted to be at my wedding. It was an insanely beautiful night filled with love, not negativity and bad people.

— Scheana Shay

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

— Erma Bombeck

May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.

— Anonymous