Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Insult Mean
Nothing that's good works by itself, you've got to make the damn thing work. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There are certain things in there that are unrealistic. But it has worked for me. — Beyonce Copy Share Image
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Oh, I wish I could tell you I was a Mr. Fix-It, but I am not that kind of guy. I get frustrated so… — Justin Chambers Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
