Funny Quote by Anonymous

Dear gay men,Please stop being so much kinder,funnier, & more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing.Sincerely, all single women

— Anonymous

“Beautiful gay men are God's gift to women. They're like a consolation prize for ...well, for everything else about being a woman.”

— Meg Howrey

If the gay community finds me attractive, I hope women feel the same way.

— Manoj Bajpai

It’s better to be passionate about beautiful women than gay men.

— Silvio Berlusconi

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

— Graham Norton

To be perfectly honest, I've gotten attention from gay men for a long time.

— David Walton

Lesbian humor is nothing like gay men's humor. We're sillier.

— Leslie Jordan

I'm so sick of straight men in boardshorts. It couldn't be more unattractive.

— Tan France

I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation.

— John Kapelos

Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man

— Gina Gershon

I'm not a stereotypical gay man but I am a gay man as much as anyone else.

— Gareth Thomas

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians,…

— Anonymous