Funny Quote by Anonymous

Blanket on: too hot. Blanket off: too cold. One leg out: perfect ....

— Anonymous

My blanket saves me from demons in the night and the freezing cold at night. I love my blanket.

— Anonymous

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start to get hot, just wrap yourself in a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking 'I'm gonna kill...ahh sh*t! He's under a blanket.'

— Anonymous

“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking because I’m cold—I’m trembling with trepidation over the Wrath of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz