Funny Quote by Anonymous

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when…

— Neil Gaiman

When I die and they come for me bury me a g.

— Tupac Shakur

When I die, they might as well bury me at the finish line at Churchill Downs so they can run over me one more…

— Rick Majerus

If your in a fire dont stop drop and roll get out the fuckin house

— Sade McDade

When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!

— Rick Wakeman

I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my…

— Daniel Tosh

Old People at Weddings always Poke me and say... Your Next... So I started to do the same thing to them at Funerals...

— Anonymous

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will…

— Gary Numan

@griffsie I'm playing Nickelback at your funeral to make sure you're really dead and not faking it.

— Leila

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

The best part of my day is going to my own funeral. Watching an old part of me going six-foot under that didn't benefit…

— Geraldine Vermaak

In the sequence where I am burned at the stake, everything was so casual and hazardous that the bottom of my dress caught fire,…

— Barbara Steele