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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the…

— Caskie Stinnett

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's a necessary quality of a diplomat or a politician that he will compromise. Uncompromising politicians or diplomats get you into the most terrible…

— John Keegan

I'm simply saying that there are advantages in sending a skilled diplomat who can always say, 'I'll get back to you on that, Mr.…

— Theodore C. Sorensen

a diplomat ... is not worthy of the name unless he can say 'no' and make the other person like it - or at…

— Margery Wilson

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.

— Anonymous

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.

— Trygve Lie

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

— Anonymous

Diplomacy, n : 1. The patriotic art of lying for one's country. 2. The art of letting someone have your way. 3. The art…

— Robert Frost

A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

— Joseph Stalin

I'm not some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat as if they're some exotic animal.

— Louise Linton

My father was a diplomatic officer. As a diplomat's daughter, you have to learn to present yourself very early on.

— Kathleen Turner