Funny Quote by Annoymous Download Open image “God made men. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made women.” — Annoymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny God Women Make God Male Men Sandwiches Sandwiches Sandwiches Weren
God first made man, than he realized that there was something better, women — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
If God made anything better than women, he kept it for himself. — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.” — Adela Rogers St. Johns Copy Share Image
God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's home paradise. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself. — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Don't text me back? I understand Don't hang out with me? I understand. When I start not giving a F*ck you better understand. — Annoymous Copy Share Image
“It's not anti-semitic to criticize Israel, but it's the most socially acceptable pastime of anti-semites.” — Annoymous Copy Share Image
You think your life is hard? just think, There's a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up.… — Annoymous Copy Share Image
Always keep your head up, cause if it's down you won't be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life. — Annoymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
