Funny Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth Download Open image “I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
I'm ready to stand tall for freedom and get Washington out of our lives. — Matt Rosendale Copy Share Image
I am George Rogers Clark. You have just become a prisoner of the Commonwealth of Virginia. — George Rogers Clark Copy Share Image
I think anybody who has been in Washington for almost 40 years has been there too long. — Kelli Ward Copy Share Image
I'm not a career politician, so the ways of Washington may be a little obscure to me. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
It's hard enougth to find intelligent life right here in Washington! — William Proxmire Copy Share Image
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
“Father [Teddy] always wanted to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just… — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image