A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The heaviest burden of life is… . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket — Green Monk Burden Copy Share Image
I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My sincere apologies to those, I havent offended yet. Sorry you feel so left out, promise Ill get to you soon. — Green Monk Apologies Copy Share Image
The girls we want are so hard to get, but the ones we don't want are so hard to get rid of. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Avoiding Copy Share Image
This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dont wait for Mother or Fathers day to show your love and gratitude to your parents. — Green Monk Fathers Copy Share Image
We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them. — Green Monk Different Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Asked Copy Share Image
