I've been on social media for quite a long time, maybe because I've been sending out nutrition information. — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why the hell isn't my instagram working? I have an awesome photo of my too I need to share with the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instagram. Pictures. Lots of pictures! I don't really care to read everyone's thoughts. — Christina Milian Copy Share Image
I am not on Facebook. I'm not on Instagram. I only use Twitter, which I wish I didn't. — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How your social network - the people that you know, or in your community - understand or value a work can be...… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
I have so many young fans now that I've joined TikTok, which is mind-blowing to me. Them referring to me as 'mom'… — Tabitha Brown Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
Social media is really the heart of keeping in touch with your fans. I love it. You can try out new music… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
I've always been criticised, but the important, that's what my team thinks. Others, I don't care about their opinion; they speak in… — Memphis Depay Copy Share Image
I think the wave of social media rejection is coming. I think there will be a big reaction against it. It's just… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Getting more and more of our news from the social network is having significant repercussions for markets - and your money. — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit… — Angela Knight Copy Share Image
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town… — H Gary Copy Share Image
Twitter has allowed the conversation to broaden and become more inclusive. At times, the conversation is really tense but that's because we're… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
I've heard people on panels say, 'You must have a Web site. You need to tweet. Repeat the title of your book… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the… — Andy Zaltzman Copy Share Image
You can't take anything online personally, especially if it is negative. You can have 10 positive comments, but the one negative comment… — Bethany Mota Copy Share Image
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when people come at you on Twitter and say really crazy things. That's the kind of stuff that I insulate myself… — Jennifer Konner Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Next time you decide to post something about me on Instagram or Facebook please have the courtesy tag me! :) — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If, for people, Instagram is just entertainment, for me, it's an additional burden. — Ramzan Kadyrov Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
We're on Twitter for one of the two reasons: We're either avoiding work or we've nothing better to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I found social media was a way for me to open up and show the world who I was and also keep… — Joel Embiid Copy Share Image
I don't have Twitter, Facebook or any of those things. That's who I am. — Chris Sale Copy Share Image
The abuse on Twitter has become so commonplace and accepted that people have literally made careers out of it. — Ana Kasparian Copy Share Image
“He sent Zuckerberg a letter proposing Viacom would pay $1.5 billion to buy the two-year-old company.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
