WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All our social-media feeds produce is a one-sided sympathetic stress reaction, day after day.” — Richard Beck Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
Who needs the young and the restless, when we can watch drama on Facebook anytime? — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't Twitter every day. I just think we should be more thoughtful with what we share. I don't care that you're… — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
You're one kick away from being Public Enemy No. 1. You're always one kick away from trending on Twitter as the No.… — Stephen Gostkowski Copy Share Image
With the evolution of social media that includes blogging, Facebook, and Twitter, who and how information is delivered has changed tremendously. The… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honestly, trolls don't affect me anymore. In fact, I want to use social media for the benefit of my genuine followers -… — Taapsee Pannu Copy Share Image
Facebook is actually very easy to use. It's not a difficult thing to me. I just write down a bit of my… — Carrie Lam Copy Share Image
We want Facebook to be one of the best places people can go to learn how to build stuff. If you want… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Facebook is by far the largest of these social networking sites, and starting with its ill-fated Beacon service, privacy concerns have more… — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
Facebook is such a stupid thing, which is not gonna let you do anything, It works by holding you back and tied… — Hasan Abid Copy Share Image
In the age of social media and dating apps, so many people are able to hide behind their Instagram page or their… — AJ Michalka Copy Share Image
“Jack and Ev looked at each other for a moment in the boardroom. At that moment neither realized that they were both… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
“Not unlike a selfie on Instagram or a well-crafted tweet, the computer screen projects the image I choose to portray. We all… — Connor Franta Copy Share Image
The biggest problem is that Facebook and Google are these giant feedback loops that give people what they want to hear. And… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
I get messages from people telling me all the time through Twitter or Instagram about how my path has inspired their path.… — Aleister Black Copy Share Image
Think of social media as the Internet. I can't think of anyone betting against the Internet in 2012. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh your account is protected? What the fuck do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My own personal tweets are very limited. I think I have, like, 68 followers on my personal Twitter. — Maria Cornejo Copy Share Image
In social media, everyone has come to know the strength of their voice. — Shatrughan Sinha Copy Share Image
That Awkward Situation When Someone You Deleted Off Facebook And Tries To Add You Again... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I've been set up with a Twitter account, and I just never use it. — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. As an entertainer, it's a way to connect with the fans, and I think that's important. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
You're an actor first and foremost. No one is going to hire you because you tweet a lot. — Janina Gavankar Copy Share Image
