A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm going to be held captive by social media, I'm going to use it against itself. — Michelle Shocked Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What Facebook stands for in the world is giving people a voice and spreading ideas and rationalism. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Very sad, very upset, very glad I did not have to hear about this though Twitter. Probably going to be taking some… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm bored -> Look at my phone -> No text? Check my twitter -> No mention? Check my Facebook -> No notification?… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Persuading people through technology is the next social revolution. Facebook demonstrates just how powerful it will be. — B. J. Fogg Copy Share Image
Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Social media allows us to behave in ways that we are hardwired for in the first place - as humans. We can… — Francois Gossieaux Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Even when I interact or meet my fans during events, I let them know of my actual Twitter handle so that they… — Rithvik Dhanjani Copy Share Image
I've never been in a 'Twitter fight,' though I've witnessed my fair share. I do enjoy vigorous and informed debate, but the… — James G. Stavridis Copy Share Image
I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
HeyHey is my favourite app. It's like Instagram but for sound recordings, with little soundbites from people's days. We spend far too… — Gael Garcia Bernal Copy Share Image
Twitter is not art. But it inspires me in the way that art used to inspire me. Art used to make me… — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
People choose the most flattering photos of themselves to put on Facebook. Text messages can be vague and confusing. But conversations are… — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
I think social media is a double-edged sword for athletes and celebrities. I think sometimes it's the worst thing. It gives people… — Matt Barnes Copy Share Image
On my posts, I would tell people, 'If you like this, give it a share.' If you go online and look at… — Kane Brown Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people make their facebook statuses like its their diary... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
Politics has certainly changed a lot in an era of micro-targeting, Super PACs, and Twitter. — Ari Melber Copy Share Image
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, its complicated? Really? What did he do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world. — Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
“I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we're in the middle of a conversation.” — Ariel Seraphino Copy Share Image
It only takes 140 characters to toss one's character out the window. — LZ Granderson Copy Share Image
![“I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, "Oh you're the funny girl!"... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes.” quote by Jenny Mollen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/143/jenny-mollen-13187_actresses_i-think-as-an-actress-before-i-was-on-tw_545801.jpg)
