Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you can't stop sneaking around your ex's Facebook, pain is just inevitable. — Alitta T Copy Share Image
I don't have an Instagram or anything like that. I have Twitter for work and also to read my news. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
I get trolled. The usual stuff - sometimes it's homophobic, like gay hate. — Olly Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm active on Facebook and Twitter professionally, then personally I have my own Facebook account, but nobody knows my name or anything.… — Glenda Bailey Copy Share Image
I am overworked sometimes. I'm tired sometimes. I'm sleepy sometimes. And social media allows me to show you that I'm human, too. — Mikhail Varshavski Copy Share Image
Didnt! (SMACK!) I! (SMACK!) TELL! (SMACK!) YOU! (SMACK!) TO! (SMACK!) Shut Up! (SMACK!) Move Yo Damn Hand (SMACK!) (SMACK!) Lol — Deon Crockett Jr Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
“People do not want more noise in their social media streams. They want entertainment, uplifting conversations, and products that last. Most importantly,… — Cendrine Marrouat Copy Share Image
“Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving, because they'll come unglued. It's worse than saying you're cutting… — Rob Gokee Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro Everyday chatting Ask number phone Messaging Calling Meeting Express love… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
Putting Instagram into a different context is about rescuing it from the tyranny of now, taking it back from the muddy river… — Frances Stark Copy Share Image
There are many benefits to a sports entity breaking news directly to their recipients: the entity has full control over the message… — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
Social media is good in some ways, for me to Skype my son and grandchildren every day in America is wonderful. But… — Tony Pulis Copy Share Image
“And when I am finished for the day I go on great binges of information, skittering from one tidbit to the next,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Nihilistic Troll might pretend to be acting in the service of some cause or leader, but don't be fooled. The cause… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games,… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
“There is a valid reason social media is linked to depression and loneliness. We live in a time when many people spend… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I might be tweeting a lot of things in the future, some of which will be absolute idiocy. — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time. — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
You know those tweets that make you think I wish I thought of that? Retweet those. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know if I've learned anything about people, but I've learned about Twitter. — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have more true friends on the internet then your real life — Sophia Copy Share Image
A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Some people post sheer nonsense on Social Media without even checking their facts. Wish they learned to read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The press pass and the a title of “journalist” had been replaced by a smart phone and a Twitter account.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
