Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“People despite their struggles, flaws and faults are honestly the most beautiful creatures. We are wonderfully-broken pieces of art.” — Alexander Pyles Copy Share Image
Twitter was designed to be this system that you just scan for information that's important or useful to you and then walk… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The White House New Media team circulates multiple highlights each day of what people are looking for online - Twitter trending topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we will share everything about celebrities on social media but our friend's business posts are invisible.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
Blogging and traditional media work together. Twitter complements traditional media. — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
