Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I go on Twitter and I ask my viewers, 'What would you like to see next season in my line?' or 'What… — Bethany Mota Copy Share Image
I've been told by many people that if I had a Twitter account, I would be making five hundred thousand dollars more… — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
I talk to my fan club members, and I blog, and they know what's going on. But as far as Twitter, I'll… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A famous actor told me once - I don't want to name names, I hate that sort of thing - but I… — Sam Claflin Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Journalists have sometimes looked to my Twitter account and quoted me from there, and that's fine because that's public domain. I know… — Samuel Barnett Copy Share Image
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out… — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
In Japan, I focus mostly on sending messages through Twitter, trying to spread my minority way of thinking. — Takashi Murakami Copy Share Image
