Funny facebook status Quote by Hasan Abid

For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking.

— M4ster Strider

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto…

— Azgraybebly Josland

I used to sleep at night, but then I found facebook

— Ritu Ghatourey

Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook.

— Anonymous

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....

— Anonymous

Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you want, but you can never leave.

— Nishan Panwar

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know......

— Anonymous

Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident...

— Pacifiersucker

Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by…

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even know

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in…

— Bilal Zahoor