Twitter Quotes · Page 95

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

— Anonymous

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

— Unkown

“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.”

— Bryan Bishop

How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.

— Nikhil Saluja

The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities.

— Alan Schaaf

Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

I do find Twitter to be more negative than Instagram. Instagram is not so bad. I think it's because of the pictures…

— Gail Kim

I've met someone on Instagram, and I developed this like, ostensibly intimate relationship with them, and then, turns out, they weren't who…

— Noah Centineo

MySpace is so much more about culture and about creativity and expression. So in other words, you go on MySpace and you…

— Tom Anderson

I've always talked to people about my grandmother, who is really into technology and has been on Twitter since 2006. It's unreal…

— iJustine

I try not to live my life on my phone or my social media pages. Most of the time, I feel better…

— Jane Levy

There are some really funny people doing creative stuff with social media, which is sadly where a lot of my attention goes.

— Scott Rogowsky

The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,…

— Anonymous

Something I do love about social media is how you can expand your idea. You can make an extension of your art…

— James Taylor

I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming."…

— Vin Scully

Thanks to Twitter, iPads, BlackBerrys, voice-activated in-dash navigation systems, and a hundred other technologies that offer distraction anywhere, anytime, boredom has loosened…

— Walter Kirn

Despite the constant clamor for attention from the modern world, I do believe we need to procure a psychological space for ourselves.…

— Alan Moore

I actually love Twitter, but I don't ... I never know what to ... I get a lot of my news from…

— Lee Pace

It's funny, now that we have Twitter and Facebook and stuff, you can really see how you affect fans. Before all that,…

— Robert Glasper

My social media world is detached from my friendship world. I'll have friends in real life that I don't follow on social…

— Ian Harding

Twitter has already birthed an entire ecosystem of other sites that extend its power or interact with it. But Twitter isn't just…

— Erin McKean

Back, you know, a few generations ago, people didn't have a way to share information and express their opinions efficiently to a…

— Mark Zuckerberg

The social network is the paradigm of the modern service application.

— Larry Ellison

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law.

— Laura Loomer

You Can Tweet That Shit But I Bet When We In School You Won't Repeat That Shit!

— Aeezy

When you're trying to bust through the noise on social media, you do have to be overt and loud.

— Shaun King

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

— Nikhil Saluja

I literally should go to a Twitter therapist, just the 10 years of stress and trauma with this company.

— Chris Sacca

You may not be a fan of Twitter-fiction. That's okay. There are novels out there for you - big ones.

— Celeste Ng

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

— Anonymous

I think Instagram is great, especially for kids, because you can be anything and still find a role model.

— Amanda Lepore

“The deep integration of social media and social methodologies into the organization to drive business impact.”

— Charlene Li

A man might actually brush off vulgar tweets that come to him. Women are likely to be affected by it.

— Chinmayi

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

Your organization can start tweeting, but that wont change its DNA.

— Gary Hamel

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja