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Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks...

— Lawrence

I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one likes this.

— Anonymous

You know, for me, Facebook is now what Manachira ground in Kozhikode used to be. A meeting place of friends. It is where I…

— Joy Mathew

Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking.

— Nikhil Saluja

We can freak someone out if we want to: 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile…

— Kand3n

Facebook Hurts I Keep Getting Poked...

— Author Name

Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you!

— Natasha Uys

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on…

— Stephanie

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy-style. -Dashiki

— Dont Be A Menace

I want a friend named Danny, so I can serenade him.

— Taissa Farmiga

Every day I am being told to sign up for Tumblr, Yammer, Friendfeed, Plaxo, Last.fm, ping.fm or the hot social-media tool du jour that…

— Mark McKinnon

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

— Betty White