Twitter Quotes · Page 97

“alleged burglar traced with Facebook account MINNEAPOLIS”

— Anonymous

When I want to be alone I log onto MySpace. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

“Social media is like a virtual handshake when used by a professional advisor.”

— Peter Bowman

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

— William Goldsmith Brown

I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world.

— Timothy Simons

Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?

— Becca

Social media is about sociology and psychology more then technology.

— Brian Solis

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

— Nikhil Saluja

Internet companies created the social-media tools that fueled the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street insurgencies, and that have helped political candidates…

— Rebecca MacKinnon

I believe there definitely are good things about social networking. It's a way for people to connect all around the world.

— Lizzie Velasquez

It surprises me that criticism on social media is worst than ever... more and more people tend to seek perfection in others.

— Karol G

By linking with friends and ultimately strangers and building those relationships, social media is reweaving the social fabric that can then be…

— Simon Mainwaring

I have two teenage sons, and they're both surviving, thriving, and having a great time, and they're always on social media.

— Paul Bloom

I'm never on Twitter. I'm never on Instagram. And that's not by choice: it's just that those things never really interested me.…

— Kevin Gates

What you see online isn't real. How many likes you get on Instagram doesn't have any bearing on how good of a…

— Ingrid Michaelson

I'm not an active person on social media, really. I always get nervous tweeting anything. The moment I tweet, I get this…

— Charlotte Ritchie

Instagram Stories. I am really excited about it. I think Instagram is such a great platform: It's so creative; it's so visual.…

— Marne Levine

It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for…

— Tom Colicchio

'Targeting' is polite ads-speak for the data levers that Facebook exposes to advertisers, allowing that predatory lot to dissect the user base…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I…

— Troy Deeney

I am not in every picture I post, and my social media is not only for film promotions. I don't feel comfortable…

— Ayushmann Khurrana

It used to be the case, like you'd switch jobs, and then maybe you wouldn't keep in touch with all the people…

— Mark Zuckerberg

The most annoying thing I found was all the people pretending to be me on MySpace and Facebook. I'm not a member…

— Nikki Sanderson

Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER!…

— Mark Zuckerberg

The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet.

— Young-Ha Kim

Some people need two facebook accounts . One for each face .

— Dash

Everything is social media nowadays, everything is sports and entertainment.

— Sonya Deville

I dont understand why people use the Instagram app to put dark effects on their already dark photos.

— Anonymous

We're gonna need a little start-up cash to rent the servers and get it online. -Mark Zuckerberg

— The Social Network

Twitter is also a platform for all the dumb & illiterate people in the world to shine.

— Anonymous

“Facebook is a dangerous weapon/media to spy on people.”

— Abidul Huda Chowdhury Suzon

“Everyone looks happy on Facebook." "I know, right? What's up with that?”

— Harlan Coben

Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have social media, and I'm not, I guess, that adept at being on the Internet.

— Alden Ehrenreich

Some people on facebook have 2000 friends.Could that happen in real life.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you find your teacher's profile on Facebook...

— Jessica Riley

1 out of every 3 professionals on the planet is on LinkedIn.

— Jason Miller

“Internet makes you think that you have millions of friends, whereas you are your own friend.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

— J. R. R. Tolkien

My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi