Timothy Simons

I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It…

— Timothy Simons

It's a funny thing, I think people meet us and they assume that we know a lot more about politics than we…

— Timothy Simons

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

— Timothy Simons

I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff.

— Timothy Simons

I was interning at a children's theater group in Kentucky - that was my first job out of college. I had jumped…

— Timothy Simons

Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them…

— Timothy Simons

After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater.

— Timothy Simons

I think I get in trouble sometimes, especially when it's like I need to be easier on [my] kids because maybe I'm…

— Timothy Simons

I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense…

— Timothy Simons

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death…

— Timothy Simons

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game…

— Timothy Simons

We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments.

— Timothy Simons

I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me…

— Timothy Simons

I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.

— Timothy Simons

I really wanted to go to a city and get involved in a theater scene and a theater community. I had some…

— Timothy Simons

I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Van Ness, but that was the first time that I had met him on the Gay…

— Timothy Simons

You don't want someone to think you're from New Hampshire, because who cares about New Hampshire? You're basically just a pass-through.

— Timothy Simons

This is still true with auditions - you have to forget about them immediately. You have to put them out of your…

— Timothy Simons

You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way…

— Timothy Simons

I had grown up working in a video store, and I'd grown up more with film than I had with theater, so…

— Timothy Simons

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been…

— Timothy Simons

I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's…

— Timothy Simons

It's weird to have to look at another co-worker and have a silent discussion - any discussion - about how you are…

— Timothy Simons

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

— Timothy Simons

I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent…

— Timothy Simons