Celebrity Quote by Timothy Simons

Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking,…

— James Gleick

Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to…

— Lisa Lampanelli

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out…

— Mindy Kaling

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and…

— Stephen Merchant

Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.

— Bo Burnham

One of the interesting things about Twitter is looking how famous people choose to use it. Take someone like Steve Martin, who I follow:…

— Rob Lowe

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really…

— Cecily Strong

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

— Chloe Grace Moretz

Once I took to Twitter and shared those jokes, they became a huge hit. My following grew, and some of the posts got thousands…

— Virender Sehwag

Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of those people…

— Harry Styles

I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the most, are…

— John Cho

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell…

— Robin Williams