Them Quotes by Bill Cosby

10 Them quotes by Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby offers ten concise reflections on them, each echoing his familiar storytelling cadence. This brief anthology gives a glimpse of his take on the theme without overwhelming the reader.

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If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what…

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My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on…

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People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the…

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I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities,…

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There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living.

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If I didn't like poor people, why would I come and tell them how to make their lives better?

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I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

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I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television…

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People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby,…

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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade…

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You come to my comedy show to be entertained.

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Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of…

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

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“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”

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God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…

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When you become senile, you won't know it.

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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…

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