People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I didn't like poor people, why would I come and tell them how to make their lives better? — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
