Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl that gets text from her ex. He's texting because he's getting a response from her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one, you fucking asshole! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're chatting with someone and see '….. is typing' and then they end up writing nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I don't want to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always save the phone numbers of the people I don't like. Makes it easier to ignore their phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If she skipped over that good morning text and tweeted before responding, you haven't got her yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try calling me back after I just called you and you didn't pick up. I only feel like talking on the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
