I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
