Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
