I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. It's only… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
