I love south africa : they ask this guy : So sir will ever try do bicycle stunts: SiR: No I am… — Syntific Copy Share Image
“A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I dislike boats," Ragnor observed, looking around. "I get vilely seasick." The turning green joke was too easy. Magnus was not going… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Power is nothing without a rock solid core. Pilates is the key to activating it...guys don't be fooled just 'cause women do… — DeMarcus Ware Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Poseidon grinned. "You're doing well with those new cabins, by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm not a big note-taker, so I think that the way I decide is that whatever I remember I always consider something… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.… — Alan Vega Copy Share Image
“What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create?” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I keep to a minimum dialect, in-jokes about football (soccer) teams and soap opera characters, so as not to lose North American… — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when… — Art Linkletter Copy Share Image
A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I thought I could make a sarcastic joke about it. But it's based on my own struggle with how much to give,… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
